First, somebody tried to take their name — Saturday night, somebody ripped off their cash:

During (after?) this evening’s performance of Mr. Marmalade (Mr. Kiley’s review is here) at Washington Ensemble Theatre up on 19th Avenue, the guy who was watching the cash box went into Fuel to get some coffee and while he was in there someone walked in, took all the money, and left.

If you want to pitch in to help cover the loss, you can catch the last showing of Mr. Marmalade tonight at 8p and drop a couple extra bills in the bucket. Just make sure nobody walks off with it.

As for the crime, this is a wacky one. Quite the opportunistic thief, no?