The new CHS allows anybody to post a story but there’s a catch — not only do you have to register but you have to think up a good nickname. Coming up with a good neighborhood blog handle can be a major challenge. How best to be witty, androgynous, cool, funny, special in 30 characters or less?

Here’s a sample of some of your CHS neighbor handles:

There’s the straightforward Gay Seattle.

The odd and onomatopoeic pffft.

The must-be-his-name Adam.

Maybe we can treat this like baby names — do you have an extra CHS neighborhood blog name to donate to a neighbor? Not that really good one you’ve been keeping in reserve, of course.