The adviser at my college newspaper made his living writing obituaries for the San Jose Mercury News. His pieces on politicians, actors and singers were simple and to the point. He saved his best for the rest of us. His obituary about a 9-to-5 commuter rat was poetry.
With the passing of two Capitol Hill restaurants in recent months, here are our obituaries. It ain't poetry.
RIP El Tajin
Born: August 2007
Died: October 2008
Place of residence: 614 Broadway E
What they said: "El Tajin is great if you order the right thing. The key here is simple: MEAT! They make very delicious meat dishes, the beef is especially well flavored and cooked. The dishes are huge, expect to take food home." -- Katy H., Yelp
What happened: When I talked with him on the phone earlier this week, owner Luis Martinez blamed bad timing. The economic downturn killed El Tajin.
Famous last words: "We really appreciated everybody's business. We apologize that we couldn't maintain in this bad economy. But if things go better, you never know." -- Luis Martinez
Pike's Bar & Grill
Born: July 2008
Died: September 2008
Place of residence: 1200 E Pike
What they said: "Everything new that pops up on the Hill is far cooler now, all courting hipsters and yuppies like a calculating lover. Pike's Bar & Grill, the new restaurant in the old digs of 1200 Bistro, isn't cool, it isn't trying to be and it's perfect that way." -- NWSource
What happened: Restaurant medical examiner Captothehill says lack of focus, gross lighting, steep prices.
Famous last words: Calls weren't returned. Who knows?