Throwing into question the very fabric of our being by unleashing questions like “Can you practice for a flash mob?” and “Can you cancel a flash mob?” and “Can you cancel a practice for a flash mob?,” a Capitol Hill start to a citywide tribute to the King of Pop on what would have been his 51st birthday will not be occurring, it seems. If you are going to moonwalk tomorrow, you will have to do it spontaneously and, as is so often the case, by yourself.
Go on. Dance. On the floor. In the round, Baby.