A secret identity nightclub (and other Hill businesses) for sale

Another mystery nightclub is for sale on Capitol Hill. Which one do you think this is?

Established Capitol Hill Nightclub  $800,000 2 bars; Special amenities; Great lease; turnkey Gross $1.12M.

Clues indicate it is a currently open, high volume establishment. Let's start with eliminating contenders: not Neumos (3 bars, right?) not King Cobra (they were only asking $500K earlier this year).

Which "nightclub" with "special amenities" do you think this is? The Garage? The War Room? Chop Suey?

That price is a real stunner, innit? Here's a brief rundown of other Capitol Hill area businesses currently for sale, all with lower price tags:

Rosebud  $295,000; India Express  $190,000; and Swoon  $65,000.  Slightly off-Hill listings include: Quiznos (Madison)  $179,000;  and Plaza Select Foods (Madison) $60,000.

And now for the bonus round:
 There's a handful of  no-name-please businesses for sale who have self-identified as being in the Capitol HIll neighborhood. Add your secret identity guesses and insider knowledge in the comments.

Coffee/Tea House w Beer and Wine  $75,000
Well established customers, 2 blocks from Seattle Central.

Cozy Neighborhood Coffee Shop/Cafe $95,000
5 years, loyal customers, local coffee, La Marzocco machine.

Restaurant in Heart of Broadway $179,000
Hardwoods, exposed brick, pendant lighting, efficient kitchen.

Iconic Capitol Hill Cafe   $325,000
Prime location, established 20 years, cafe with beer and wine.

Funky Eclectic Capitol Hill Cocktail Lounge  $99,000
Seats 60, funky and eclectic decor, open 5pm - 12am/2am 6 days/week
Broker listing is for $139,000.

photo/illustration by Faux Post, from the CHS Seattle Flickr group