First this dog was napped. And then it wasn’t. At the core, an egregious error.
The story’s been played out pretty thoroughly by the Stranger gang over the weekend but we are legally bound to post all Capitol Hill/Capital Hill-related stories. God help this man if he were to have mixed up Pike and Pine:
… I spent all day yesterday on google scholar researching case studies regarding disputes such as this. Of course, common law is against my favor. It was worth a try.
I fucking love this dog and pray for him because I under no circumstances believe Mel is a fit owner. I am so afraid of what this guy is doing to this dog.
That said, I guess there is a warrant out for my arrest.
Bummer.
I’m meeting with Mel in an hour to give him back.
I hope everyone is happy now.
I love Musket. That’s all.
I hope that helps.
Dank
Benny is home. Lisa Dank? We’re sure she’ll grow from the experience.
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stupid bitch STOLE somebody’s dog. She’s in defensive mode now trying to say ANYTHING to make herself look good, plain and simple.
To her credit, she’s right, it’s CapitOl Hill. People who spell it CapitAl Hill should be made to go live in Tacoma
I think this mess will and should run her out of town. Goodbye, Dank.
Based on her tweets, Lisa Dank sounds like an awful person. She’s not really helping out her cause
Its bad enough to get caught stealing the dog. Yes, its a lost dog and it looked like shit. Thats what happens to dogs when they get lost and go running around for several days starving. She then calls the guy an idiot and makes up lies saying he mistreated the dog. I find that completely unbelievable – I feel really sorry for the guy who is getting accused by her. What a shit human being! I am glad judging from the comments that no one actually believes her!
That is so sad that someone who made an honest spelling mistake is called a ‘moron’. What if it was the sweet old grandma down the street? Or a parent of some kid who has cancer who just lost their dog? You just never know.
If there was a penalty for being a fucking asshole, this woman should spend sometime volunteering her time at the local animal shelter and maybe the oncology ward at Seattle Children’s to learn some empathy, which she clearly lacks.
What a terrible, terrible waste she has to learn this way from the community.
“That is so sad that someone who made an honest spelling mistake is called a ‘moron’.”
Someone who doesn’t know how to spell where they live IS a moron.
It’s not tough.
ARE YOU SERIOUS.
Yeah, It’s spelled Capitol Hill, but what a fucking asshole. Someone makes a fucking SPELLING ERROR and suddenly it’s okay to steal a dog? What is wrong with people? This makes me want to move off the hill. GET A LIFE, BITCH.
I reverse my position on correcting anyone who misspells our neighborhood. Lisa Dank is an idiot.
@errr,
The dog owner doesn’t live on Capitol Hill, he lives in Wallingford.
WOW.
NUTJOB.
I’m sure this will do wonders for her alleged “career”. Dumbass.
ANYONE SEEN IT? I will be spamming the rest of Seattle with flyers soon! Bye