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Capitol Hill love notes 2013

The annual Stranger Valentine’s edition is a lovely tradition filled with sincerity and exhibitionism and lots of other things that create warm feelings. While everybody is feeling mushy, CHS has some big love for Capitol Hill — but we’d like you to put it into words.

Starting today at noon through noon Valentine’s Day, CHS will donate $2 to worthy cause Queer Youth Space for every Capitol Hill love note added in the comments on this post.

All you have to do is leave a comment professing your love for a Capitol Hill person, place or thing. It can be short. Because it pertains to love, it must contain one rhyme. Come Thursday noon, we’ll tally up your sweet totals and cut a special Valentine’s check.


Capitol Hill love notes 2013 official rules

  • Comments must be added to this post before 12 PM Thursday, February 14, 2013
  • Your love note must contain a rhyme! We’ll be auditing!
  • Automated means of adding content, repeated content, or other actions deemed not in the romantic spirit of lovey dovey Valentine’s will render entries invalid!
  • CHS not responsible for technical outages, site availability!
  • Exclamation!

157 thoughts on “Capitol Hill love notes 2013

  1. Yea, Capitol Hill you might smell
    ‘cuz people can’t hold their booze well
    but despite all the vomit
    outside of the Comet
    you leave me good stories to tell

  2. With my hair all a mess and my little black dog in tow it’s down to Broadway that we go.
    He stares and I smile at all that we pass, but hurry little dog I need my ‘gas’.
    Off to see Miss Mo Mo we go for the best cup of coffee I have ever known!
    Thanks TNT for the coffee and dog treats, all your staff is super neat!

  3. I first fell in love with you
    When I saw your queer cut, that sexy new ‘do.
    with a shaved side,
    pierced nose,
    and black skinnes,
    for dayzzz.
    good thing… I am poly too. <3

  4. Twice Told Tales sold books, not entirely.
    Before that location had to retirely.
    It’s on Harvard, but too far to see,
    for those waiting (and waiting) for Bus 43.
    The change in the nabe may prove to be worth it,
    Verdict is out. Light Rail shall birth it.

  5. Living in the Biltmore.
    Walking everywhere I needed to be.
    Vivace!
    Seeing the mountains,
    always makes me happy.
    Art at the Frye,
    always catching my eye.
    Capitol Hill is unrecognizable to me now.
    But will live in my heart forever.

  6. I was there the day they moved into Queer Youth Space
    The first thing I noticed
    was that its location
    seems somewhat lodged amongst a million other things
    I think of it as holding itself
    like a bracket within a sentence
    (within a web of other words, caught)
    It is an after thought
    That deserves its own space

  7. you make me
    someone else

    the story of my day
    is a sentence
    for others
    for you
    a novel

    i see you
    my brow unforrows
    i stand tall
    i won’t fall
    i cant stop
    smiling
    i feel like im trying to
    jump jump jump
    out of myself

    everything
    you are everything
    i see i hear i love
    your everything

    just stay
    please
    will you?

  8. dear fellow brown queers
    helping me thrive despite my fears
    living past seclusion
    and not interested in inclusion
    not buying into the homogenization
    and the ongoing colonialization
    of our people by our nation.

  9. If I say I love you here
    On this website you hold dear
    Will you, at last, lend an ear?
    When I met you by Volunteer park
    Up on 14th, after dark
    My heart, a spark
    did sear.

  10. Dear Capitol Hill,
    I remember when
    I could get my queer fill
    from walking through your streets.
    but lately, so many straights there have been.
    And then along came Queer Youth Space,
    to give me hope and accomlish great feats!
    I sure do love that amazing place!

  11. Jewlz Miraj You Stole My Heart,
    Instantly with a Spoon in the Dark.
    Listening to I Think I Love You at 5AM Sharp.
    Learning to Believe in Me, Always
    In even the Darkest Parts.
    A Beauty Like Yours is One of a Kind
    Never Would I Believe, You’d Be My Bellevue Avenue Valentine.

  12. Remember when everyone thought we were trying to send queer kids into space?
    No, no, you sillies, we were just trying to carve out a place.
    Where tiny queer babes could thrive,
    And it wouldn’t be so hard to just survive.

    QYS, you have my love.
    Now go and hand out some more gloves.

    xoxoxo

  13. Oh Capitol Hill, I miss you so.
    You’re the center of the Universe, that’s fo’ sho’.
    People feeling comfortable to be their kick-ass selves,
    A neighborhood with everything, no need to go anywhere else.
    Traveling around the world, wonders do I see,
    But I’m happy that you’re waiting back at home for me.

  14. Dear doorman at the random underground hipster event
    Who noticed that my name was not on the list
    Thank you for letting me inside to use your bathroom
    I don’t know where else I would have pissed

  15. Dear favorite friend crush
    how I miss your dear face!
    Thanks for always being there to witness me blush,
    even when its through just internet space.
    Someday soon I’ll see you again and I’ll rush
    to give you a giant hug!

  16. Although it’s ok, I’m certainly not gay
    and The Hill is queer central, old-school.
    For those of us straight, who are lacking a date
    Can we please borrow some of your cool?

  17. Beloved Rachel’s Ginger Beer
    How I miss you; I shed a tear
    when I left the Hill…
    but in April I’ll visit and drink my fill!

    I miss my HillCat
    I miss Unicorn corn dogs
    I miss Skillet bacon jam
    I miss sunny days in Cal Anderson park
    I miss sunsets from Volunteer water tower
    I miss bacon and egg sandwiches from HomeGrown
    I miss Chop Suey
    Seattle hot dogs late at night
    tequila drinks at the Saint
    people watching on Broadway
    New Year’s Eve fireworks from the top of the Hill
    Taco Gringos
    P-patches
    home….
    I miss all that…

    …and so much more.
    I’ll visit soon
    If all too briefly
    You stole my heart, Capitol Hill,
    and I’ll never be quite the same.

  18. I’ve got more than a few pounds to lose
    Enjoyed pastries from here to Toulouse
    Scarfed down Royale Cupcakes
    Devoured Crumble and Flake
    but I adore the Wandering Goose

  19. oh jimmy hendrix with your guitar,
    your foul posture beckons them from afar,
    drunken hipsters who mount your lap,
    giving me a heart attack,
    they put cigarettes inside your mouth,
    if that were me i’d surely ralph.

  20. rancho bravo, what’s in your food?
    what makes it taste so fucking good?
    your tamales are my kryptonite,
    I’m not going to sleep tonight.
    your pinapple juice, oh hot damn.
    it’s better than a christmas ham.
    i hope you know i love you so,
    and never ever ever go.

  21. To Capitol Hill,
    You were my first encounter with the queer and alternative race,
    I was just 16, clueless, closeted, and in a small town daze,
    But somehow I felt oddly at home in this fairly-odd place.
    Now I’m 34 and your streets are old hat
    But way back then I am more than certain that
    Though I dug your style, your peeps, and your pace…
    I would have loved you more had you had a Queer Youth Space.

    Love+
    KORU ll I love with its pace

  22. your neighbors banged on your left wall
    to stop the moans audible through the hall,
    but we didn’t care, they didn’t dare
    to actually knock on the door.

  23. The Crow of Seattle makes so much news/
    Not as much as West Seattle but still pulls through/
    From cars on fire to butter knife stabbings/
    to barking dogs and protestors galavanting/
    On the Hill there is so much to do/
    If your talking about it, than the crow is too/
    When the film crews come, he’ll caw, caw, caw/
    From a word, to a scoop, he’ll chase them off/
    And if your waiting for a report, it will break very soon/
    The Crow of Seattle makes so much news/

  24. when i am feeling aimless and blue, the smell of ink
    washes over me. my cheeks pink,
    flushing with imagination at all i could learn and be
    when i finish these books, the poetry and theory
    as i browse the feminist titles i lock eyes with a cutie across the way
    i’m intrigued by your feminist mystique— let’s talk audre lorde over a latte?

  25. Oh Capitol..
    With your condos and control of
    my looks with your sideways judging glances
    through horn rimmed glasses..
    flannel under hoodie
    you resist my urge to umbrella
    Your wet unkempt hair.

    Falling over your face while we look for parking
    or make out behind Neumos, on the corner by Boom or
    under those fucking horrific monstrosity yuppie condos that canceled out the old LGBT Center
    where you might have first fingered me in the bathroom
    but I’m not sure.
    Because I think that maybe Butch Queen erased my memory.
    Or that affair with the other CPH … where they made me speak in word-swallow Danish.
    But you welcomed me back with open arms
    when it didn’t work out with him.
    And f*@&)(@$ you ..
    For pricing us out of that dingy Union Plaza apartment.
    That wasn’t really a shit-hole, just basic, even if our landlord was a d-bag slumlord who always propositioned me for sex
    when rent was due
    while I was still “dating” you
    in the back alley
    behind
    Charlie’s.

    I wish you hadn’t changed and forced me out
    to Fremont
    But I still love that feeling
    of being inside you even when
    you judge me
    stupidly.
    like every day.
    because I’m not cool, or queer enough for you anymore.
    But you know.
    I’m still in you so.
    Lets just ponder that, while we go back
    to making out on Friday nights
    .. in hoodies and rain.
    Searching for parking again waiting
    for you to return my texts
    in crosswalks
    with cupcakes.

  26. Since I live in North Seattle
    I rarely brave the traffic battle
    But every time I hit the hill
    I understand your brand of thrill
    I’ll show a lazy comment face
    To give two bucks to queer youth space

  27. Rainbow street,
    On weekends we’d meet
    Next to Bailey Coy.
    Oh, what a joy
    When young I’d visit the hood
    And dream of becoming big scene.

    Look here
    stylish genderqueer
    Rep real and feel
    diverse and free, be what I see.
    I love our streets and
    Rainbow feet, we fight to be free
    In the city of rain and sea.

  28. I ran into Seattle a few times,
    usually on the road, Capitol hill times,
    had a couple biscuits and gravy, vegan-
    loved it so much, got towed into coming back-
    had some vegan cake, by the way
    Globe Cafe, I’ll keep comin’ back…

  29. it’s real, your power.
    i dream of spending whole days in your tower –
    watching the sun rise and set over incredible mountains
    that dwarf everything
    except the way that you make my heart quake,
    how much wider my smile is when it’s for you,
    how good it feels when i cry because it is so bright outside
    and so warm here.

  30. Oh I’d rather not sit and reflect
    How my soul would have felt the neglect
    Sure, the schooling was great
    But not to hate was innate
    So Queer Youth, here’s 2 bucks to collect!

  31. Pony:
    Your screens so full of pumping cock,
    No bathrooms but Men’s and Boys’
    And as I sip my on the rocks, I see the queers filling in.
    Laughing and hollering.
    I realize the party’s just starting.

  32. I love your trees’ shudder and all the ripped knees pulsing,
    the way the sun moves right through you,
    peaks between square buildings,
    so many pups, fuss and dialogue to drown in,
    so many times I wished for you and away,
    while the jeans keep getting tighter,
    though the sky is not much brighter
    together–I hope we stay.

    In the morning we will awake, drenched in red.

  33. The subject line says it all. I love you Tacos Chukis, with all of my heart. I have searched the Seattle world over for tacos like yours only to find myself disappointed again and again. I had almost given up on tacos, when a friend fixed me up with you. You had me at Tacos! Much love and see you tomorrow.

  34. We studied in Victrola until our parking was expired
    I shared my paper with you when you had none, you did admit
    As always, thought I needed a triple but instead was left quite wired
    Also I meant to tell you that I really liked your outfit.
    So we washed it down with Mario’s, I bought you a meaty slice,
    And in return I got a cupcake, I was enamored with the sprinkles
    I hope you know I wish sometimes such gestures had no price
    I hope we can be friends like friendship that forever twinkles

  35. When I wake, it is you that I crave.
    Longing comes over me like a wave.
    You are soft and tender and sweet.
    The taste of you makes me complete.
    I savor you as you touch my lips,
    Drinking in your aroma with slow sips.
    As I hold you gently in my hand,
    I want it to echo across the land
    That like any other you are not.
    I love you, pink rainbow donut from Top Pot.

  36. If you have nineteen dollars extra,
    The Needle view will really getcha.
    Folks take their guests from out of town
    To see the hills and lake and Sound.
    But if I had the yelling power
    I’d bellow “Volunteer Park tower!”
    Then use that extra twenty bucks
    To get something that doesn’t suck. Or that does. Depending on what you want.

  37. Oh I’d rather not sit and reflect
    My soul’s destiny with such neglect
    Sure, academics were great
    But we learned not to hate
    Cheers to Lowell, here’s 2 bucks to collect!

  38. No Valentine for me
    Why am I put through this misery?
    Will I have to make love to a statue?
    Someone please show me how-to
    It’s okay, Capitol hill is here to say
    You’re not alone, okay?!
    Too the window to the wall
    It’s loves surrenders all

  39. Capitol Hill Seattle, you wonderful blog,
    More seemly, more local than neighbor the SLOG,
    You promote my notices about stuff in the ‘hood,
    Show them to more eyes than I ever could.
    You’re here for the fire, the flood and the snow,
    I’m always amazed at the places you go.

  40. Chief…. You are my absolute everything! I never imagined anyone who could make me so incredibly happy… I cannot wait to be your wife, and for you to be mine… My perfect, PERFECT Valentine!!! I love you! Me!

  41. victrola, vivace we get you twice.
    stumptown too, is a double vice.
    for coffee, I choose a new location anytime,
    but for queer youth they tried to say: isn’t that one place for you just fine?

    nope!
    <3 QYS

  42. Oh Anna,
    I Love to watch you eat bananas.
    Its TRUE!!!!
    The way you peel the skin.
    To watch your mouth dig in.
    Makes me hot inside.
    Fills me with Gay LOVE Pride.
    To watch your pretty face
    makes my heart still race.
    Happy Day of LOVE
    You big Gay wad!

  43. We met, fell in love, said “I will”,
    and I moved with her up to the Hill.
    It’s been a good life
    of high times and strife
    but K, you know I love you still.

  44. To all of you who face adversity
    the criticism of society
    read my words, listen to me
    I offer up this humble plea:

    We all are beautiful, we’re on the same team
    as MLK Jr. proclaimed, have this dream:
    A world where love for another is not “wrong”
    A world where all of us can get along.

  45. I am so proud to make our family official. March 4th is the day that I give you my whole heart for life. Being married to you is the best Valentines gift a girl could ever ask for. I love and adore your face!

  46. Weary reading law book cases
    I never see any other faces

    Hours spent in highlighting, briefing
    Outlining, arguing, driving, weeping

    My brain feels more than a bit like mush
    And chattering undergrads are told to HUSH

    I’m trying to memorize complicated stuff
    I speak on easements, res ipse loquitur… (it’s a bluff)

    Easements, injunctions, 12 b 6′s
    Torts, Property, Civ Pro- It mixes!

    And to top it off, I don’t know how I’m doing
    Until the final exam I just have to keep stewing

    But despite the work, lack of time and lack of friend’s
    I know it will be worth it when it ends

    Because you and I will be a powerhouse team
    I’ll have the money and you’ll have the dream

    And between us two there’s a verbal contract
    When we’re with each other there’s no need to act

    I love you when you’re stressed out, pissed off, and moody
    You feel the same for me (and you have much bitchier duty)

    And to conclude this semi-legal memo
    I’ll provide a relationship demo

    Even though neither of us has any time
    We love each other enough to waste some on a rhyme

    That’s the kind of relationship that matters
    One that’s reliable, caring, and sometimes flatters.

  47. Drunk at 1am, we lumber
    To Rancho Bravo’s plunder
    Of burritos, sublimely greasy
    Quesadilla rich and cheesy
    Jaurito’s to wet my desire
    Set my beefy heart on fire
    Lovers share with one another
    And neither suffers a hangover

  48. Hippy slippy trippy dimpsters riding around on your pimped out fixed gears chillin and wheelin at the bar no car from home you roam alone in a pack on your back king of beat up hill streets

  49. Saturday mornings I reluctantly awake
    All puffy and tired, I’m way too hungover!
    Late night festivities, yes I did make
    What the heck happened? I did not go to bed sober!
    I check my reciepts to go back in time
    Can someone please tell me where I spent my last dime?
    The memories flood back with a big fat HA HA
    How could I forget, it’s always the CHA CHA!!

  50. i’m looking for a good excuse
    to tell you how i feel
    i guess now that it’s valentine’s day
    i’ll spill it all, for real(z)

    my friends, i think you’re super fly
    you make me smile and laugh
    when capitalism says: buy, buy, buy
    we turn around and smash!

  51. I packed my bags long ago,
    pre-light.
    I miss the Hill so much,
    especially night.
    It’s lonely here up north,
    such a timeless plight.

    But it’s not gonna be a long, long time,
    til light rail brings me ’round again.
    I’ll find I’m not who I am at home,
    Oh no, no, no, I’m a rocket man.

  52. Coco Yum Yum,
    It’s a bit scary down here
    as we float in the ever changing abyss
    with nothin more than my pretty swirly tail
    and your sweet sweet love, my snake, as a guide
    where,so far,we seem to both gratefully exhale.
    xoxo

  53. All of our flaws
    on and on
    and on and on
    take them out
    up and up
    and out and out
    planted in the spring
    uncovered in the fall
    plant them again

    next spring
    come home
    to more




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