We’ve already warned you that you’re bound to lose (potential) sleep time tonight — you should also be aware that an event featuring “Seattle’s foremost partyers in formal wear” will descend on Capitol Hill. The Seattle Brides of March — counterpart to the annual Santarchy debauchery, apparently — is slated for a Capitol Hill itinerary Saturday night:

7:00 Engagement Party at Purr 

8:00 Bachelorette Party at Unicorn 

9:00 Wedding processional

Featuring prenuptial confessionals with select Sisters of Perpetual Indulgence!

9:15 Marriage Ceremony to our chosen groom, Jimi Hendrix on BroadwayNuptials to be performed by our esteemed minister, Reverend Plato P. Fuddwinkle the IVth of the Mighty Shaft of God

9:45 Celebration at The Lobby 

11:00 Honeymoon at Club Q

We’re sure this post-R74 edition will be extra special. Have fun and stay safe.

Looking for something else to do? Here’s our weekly On the List roster of Capitol Hill-related events.