(Images: CHS)
Baby Jesus is missing on Harvard Ave.
The Capitol Hill Presbyterian Church has posted a flyer near the site of its annual Nativity scene pleading for the return of the Prince of Peace:
Jesus was last seen on Tuesday, December 2nd. The disappearance has not been reported to Seattle Police.
The church on Harvard Ave just below Seattle Central continues to display the Christmas-light decorated Mary and Joseph minus the babe. But churchgoers would like their little messiah back.
If you find Jesus, please return him to 1729 Harvard Ave.
Please, whoever took the baby Jesus, give it back- so the headline can finally read “Jesus Returns”. Or, would it be “…Returned”?
Ooh, I sense a “Christmas miracle” ending already.
Put Joe Friday on the case!
http://youtu.be/mtfquA7jsGo
Well, that’s a shit thing to do. Although I didn’t think you were supposed to put the figure of baby Jesus in a nativity scene until after midnight on Christmas eve.
I’m no fan of religion either, but that’s just rude.
Oh well, Maybe they’ll bring it back on Christmas.
“Nobody fucks with the Jesus…”
You think the carpet pissers did this?
This happened in the “Leftovers” on HBO. Millions of people from around the world disappeared next. It’s happening for real now. OMG.
maybe he is at Ranch Bravo having a taco?
Baby Jesus has been gentrified from Chi Chi Hill most likely.
I think I saw baby Jesus waiting in line at the Starbucks Roastery.
He was probably there for the Blessing of the Beans. That’s a thing, right?
(origins of JC’s aliases on the poster, in case you were curious)
I thought I saw him leading the Ferguson protest march the other day …
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