When we dug into the East Precinct’s latest batch of police reports Wednesday, we found some bad news about a rash of street robbery on the Hill. To restore your faith in humanity, here’s the rest of the noteworthy blotter items we found from recent weeks. Including the New Year’s Eve wackiness, this is a more typical selection of Capitol Hill crime so some of it is kind of goofy. But we all could use a little light in a world where it’s not safe to flash your iPhone after midnight. 

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• First, there’s nothing amusing about this item in which a man reported being harassed by three men at Dick’s Drive-In in late December.

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• A little bit closer to the shenanigan end of the spectrum, this pushy hot dog line-cutter ruined somebody’s start to 2010.

• This R Place New Year’s reveler ended up in the clink for assaulting a security guard and a police officer:

• Meanwhile, this criminal brought more than a bottle of cheap champagne to whatever New Year’s bash the suspect attended. Happy 2010.