This crime tale has three half-naked people (yes, that converts to one and a half fully naked people), a scooter and a Capitol Hill apartment building in it. It also has some violent ashtray throwing and a less funny threat of more violence.
SeattleCrime with the crime report scoop:
Seattle police were called to a Capitol Hill apartment building earlier this week after a man came home to find a threesome screwing in his carport.
A police report says the man came home to his apartment building on 11th and Denny around 7:15pm, when he saw two half-naked women and a half-naked man in the carport next to his apartment.
The half-naked man was having sex with one of the women, while the other female was “naked and messing with the victim’s scooter.” more…
…when you’re halfdressed and screwing your cousin and her sister in a very public place at 715 in the evening in these 20/30 degree temps, the violence threat is still pretty funny.
Plus a capitol hill carport with built-in outdoor wallmount ashtray = full of humor win by itself