Hundreds of men and women in close-fitting clothing and riding fancy bicycles will be racing through Volunteer Park this weekend. What will you be doing?

Have something to add to CHS On the List? Let us know about Capitol Hill evens on the CHS Calendar and tell our friends at TheSunBreak about your Seattle happenings.

Wednesday, April 6

• CHS April happy hour. This month, we visit Primo on First Hill. 5-7p
• Red, White, Unite restaurants giving 10% for Japan.
• John Keister does the People’s Republic of Komedy’s Laff Hole at Chop Suey.

---

Thursday, April 7

• Three Dollar Bill’s spring series starts at Northwest Film Forum with the work of Jean Genet.
• Dig labyrinths? Free discussion and roster of local mazes at Broadway’s Gilda’s Club.
• The Saint celebrates its third brightly-colored year on Capitol Hill with mariachi music and margaritas.
• CHS advertiser and 14th Ave indie fashion shop SPUN Sustainable Collective is hosting a free trunk show celebrating its newest designer Lizzie Parker. Nibbles and wine from Grim’s.

Friday, April 8

• The Stranger’s first annual fashion show Worn Out walks the runway at downtown’s Act Theater.
• Varro grand opening party.

Saturday, April 9

• 2011 Volunteer Park Criterium: Here’s a great look at what spectators and riders are in for. Saturday’s schedule:
  
  

  Start time	Category	Length	Places	Prize List	Field Size
  8:00	Cat 5/unlicensed men	30 min	n/a	n/a	50
  8:40	Cat 4 Men	40 min	3	Prizes	100
  9:30	Cat 4 Women	30 min	n/a	n/a	50
  10:10	Master Men (30+ Cat 4/5 & 50+)	35 min	3	Prizes	75
  10:55	Masters Men (30+ Cat 1-3)	40 min	3	$150/3 deep	100
  11:45	Kid Race (ages 4-10)	1/2 lap	ALL	Ribbons
  12:00	C/D’s: Men: 10-12, 13-14; Women 10-12, 13-14	20 min	3	Medals	100
  12:25	A/B’s”: Men: 15-16, 17-18; Women: 15-16, 17-18	25 min	3	Medals	100
  1:00	Category 3 Women	40 min	3	$100/3 deep	100
  1:50	Pro 1/2 Women	45 min	3	50% of entries/5 deep	100
  2:45	Cat 3 Men	60 min	5	$300/5 deep	100
  3:55	Pro 1/2 Men	70 min	5	$500/5 deep	100

• Shelter Kitty Adoption Event at Garfield Community Center at 23rd/E Cherry
• Montlake School annual dinner and auction benefit
• Historic Seattle renovation fair at Washington Hall

Sunday, April 10

• Off Hill but sounds worth a trip. Titanic! Emerald City Improv takes over Pioneer Square’s “Sinking Ship” parking garage for “a re-staging of selected scenes from the movie.”
• 12 Minutes Max at On the Boards

Monday, April 11

• Probably too late to sign up but you can grab a beer, a paper sack and do some heckling as Monday night adult softball games start at Cal Anderson.
• FedRep park community meeting