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Spoiler Alert: Mystery of the Capitol Hill Mystery Coke Machine’s mysteries REVEALED

(Image: CHS)

(Image: CHS)

This spring, a ripple of media attention from across Seattle and around the world helped Capitol Hill’s strange soda vending machine along John just east of Broadway capture people’s imaginations as tales of the possibly haunted carbonated automat spread. Now it can be told. Below, we’ve posted never before seen evidence about the true nature of the Mystery Coke Machine. SPOILER ALERT –> Don’t click if you can’t handle the truth.

It’s not haunted.

(Image: @saeofdoom via Twitter)

(Image: @saeofdoom via Twitter)

Thanks to Sarah Hamilton (@saeofdoom) for the detective work!

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Casey
9 years ago

Less disappointed in having the allure ruin by seeing them restock it than when they recently turned ALL of the selections into “Mystery” drinks. I mean… come on!

Where am I gonna go get my ice cold Coke Classic from now? Not Lather Daddy. They only dispense warm sodas.

Ben
Ben
9 years ago
Reply to  Casey

That was, indeed, a tad annoying. It made it LESS fun. They were obviously reacting to recent media. I wonder why it suddenly got so “big”, anyway. It’s been like that for many years.

DB McWeeberton
DB McWeeberton
9 years ago

It’s the door to S.H.I.E.L.D. headquarters* (or is it U.N.C.L.E.?), and they would really appreciate it if you guys would stop calling attention to it!

*If you put in money for two sodas and press Mystery? & Mountain Dew at the same time, the elevator comes up.

Ben
Ben
9 years ago
Reply to  DB McWeeberton

Sadly, as noted in another comment, they all say “mystery” now. :-/

DB McWeeberton
DB McWeeberton
9 years ago
Reply to  Ben

Now how will I get in?

jeremy
jeremy
9 years ago

OMG WHAT NO SURELY NOT GASP HUH WHAT THIS CAN’T BE I JUST NO

Obvious Guy is Obvious
Obvious Guy is Obvious
9 years ago

Here’s what’s not a mystery: DIABETES. Fat fucks. Drink a water.

jonathan
jonathan
9 years ago

It’s not haunted because they have shadows? This is a popular misconception. Lots of ghosts can have shadows when they want to.

RainWorshipper
RainWorshipper
9 years ago

Obvious Guy–what an unkind person you are, posting such a nasty statement behind the anonymity of the internet. Please grow up.

Elstongunn
Elstongunn
9 years ago

wait! I know that couple! they died 7 years back in a minivan fire!

drew
drew
9 years ago
Reply to  Elstongunn

BEST COMMENT EVER!

CapHillAZN
CapHillAZN
9 years ago

I wonder if they make $15/hr to fill that machine.

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