Neighbor CHBiker asks:
Has anyone heard of the haps on the hill for Halloween?

Our CHS Calendar is mostly bare on 10/31 — if you know about something fun, add your event and hook CHBiker up.

In the meantime, here’s how Halloween on Capitol Hill works — ladies and gentlemen, the CHS Halloween Hot-Spot map:

Zone Orange represents the area of the Hill best targeted for trick or treating. We’ve analyzed this in past reports —Ultimate Guide: Fancy Pants Capitol Hill Trick-or-treating— recommend you consult the archives. Good luck, kids!

Zone Dark Orange represents the hottest of the hot. This area is for professionals only. Expect heavy candy competition among the yard displays and mingling neighbors. Do not trust big kids with your candy. Do not trust clouds of dry ice fog. Beware teenagers wearing Jason masks in the corner of the “haunted driveway tent.” They will say boo!

Broadway Orange Line represents a new addition to Capitol Hill Halloween — a kids and big kids costume march sponsored by the community council.