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CHS Pics — Cal Anderson Park is not safe for kids…

Who do this.


(Image: betweenprologueandepilogue via Flickr)

We’ll have more on Capitol Hill kids + parks soon following last week’s spirited debate about safety in Cal Anderson.

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zeebleoop
zeebleoop
12 years ago

otherwise they can get the hell outta my park!

*end sarcasm*

Mike Graham
Mike Graham
12 years ago

“Capital Hill” and “Kid Friendly” are not two ideas that easily reconcile in my head.

genevieve
genevieve
12 years ago

just last week I was in the park with some out of towners and they asked if anyone ever climbs the fountain.

douglasm
12 years ago

I didn’t have my good camera, just my point-and-shoot backup, but on Friday, July 29th there were two gals in bikinis sitting on top of the running fountain during the screening of “Xanadu”.

http://web.mac.com/douglasm/2011/July/Pages/Last_Week.html#1

ck
ck
12 years ago

They’re just climbing out of the clutches of the ravening homeless horde.

j
j
12 years ago

That looks like a stupid thing for those kids to be doing. Where are their parents?

kage3000
kage3000
12 years ago

A couple things come to mind. Natural selection and survival of the fittest are the most prevalent.

mike
mike
12 years ago

Looks strikingly similar to the end of the video for Glosoli by Sigur Ros.

so what?
so what?
12 years ago

Really, that is unsafe? What the hell happened to kids being kids? We used to jump off roofs, skateboard down hills and climb trees. Now, climbing a little tiny fountain is unsafe. Kids now are lame.

SeattleSeven
SeattleSeven
12 years ago

Agreed

Once upon a time this land was full of kids that could climb things. Now they must be locked in a padded room until the magic age of 18, then they can climb whatever/whomever they want.

Jim98122x
Jim98122x
12 years ago

It’s not the kids who are lame. (obviously, from the pic). It’s their over-protective parents. Kids are still kids, if you let them. We all know we climbed stuff just like this (or worse) when we were kids. And yet, we all lived….

rob
rob
12 years ago

most of them

That One
That One
12 years ago

If any of those kids slip, fall, and hit their head, how long do you think their parental unit(s) will take to sue the city? There’s a big difference falling out of a tree on one’s private property and getting injured on city land. Because if that happens, we’ll likely end up with an 8′ wrought iron fence around the fountain. To, you know, protect the children.

liam
12 years ago

Capital Hill? Never heard of it.

liam
12 years ago

Apparently you’ve forgotten what it’s like to be a kid… they’re not exactly freeclimbing the Matterhorn here.

Let the kids play.

spiffy d
12 years ago

Climbing stuff is fun. Even if you fall and get hurt sometimes.

Remember?

pragmatic
pragmatic
12 years ago
kage3000
kage3000
12 years ago

Dude. Seriously. And if they try the lawsuit route it should be thrown out of court. Revolution! No, evolution.

rgr
rgr
12 years ago

Anarchists in the making

umvue
12 years ago

It’s the drunk and stoned adults who climb up the fountain while the water is running who are gonna end up with a TBI.

RGB
RGB
12 years ago

At the top, they push one of the kids off balance and THAT ONE tumbles down to gales of hah hAH HAH – seriously shaken, if not really hurt badly.

So love the kids.

Remember the real truth about childhood and angelic hooey?

j
j
12 years ago

It’s all fun and games until one of them slips. Once they do, they aren’t stopping until they hit the ground, and they’ll hit it hard. Which is fine by me, I just don’t want to hear parents complaining about it later. Watch your damn kids.

Jim98122x
Jim98122x
12 years ago

Maybe they’re talking about Capitol Hill.

etaoin shrdlu
12 years ago

TBI = traumatic bong injury.

some guy
some guy
12 years ago

Is it just me, or does anyone else think “Damn, that’s a great shot.” To hell with the kids, that’s seriously awesome lighting

jp
jp
12 years ago

“Capital Hill” and “Bikini” are not two ideas that easily reconcile in my head.

spiffy d
12 years ago

Yup I agree. My first reaction was “damn that’s a nice shot.”

Second thought was “I wish I could be a kid again having fun climbing and running and playing and screwing around with my lil’ buddies. Sigh!”

Third thought was “I’ll bet a lot of people freak out about this.”

Mary
Mary
12 years ago

Let’s not remake the park…get the parents to actually watch the kids, not chat on their cell phones.

upd
upd
12 years ago

Really – do you ask people to spell Captiol Hill when they are speaking it to you? Grammar snots are so annoying on these threads. We get the point already, go wag your finger somewhere else.

get it right dammit
get it right dammit
12 years ago

Hey Upd you spelled Capitol Hill wrong again in your post about how annoyed you are by people correcting peoples’ spelling.

Is it really that difficult?

upd
upd
12 years ago

I did?

JesusH.FuckingChrist
JesusH.FuckingChrist
12 years ago

“Captiol Hill” is incorrect.

Please make a note of it.

Capitol hill mom
Capitol hill mom
12 years ago

I climbed up this fountain WITH my kid. It is easy AND fun.

dd
dd
12 years ago

All of those people getting darwin awards thought what they were doing was easy and fun.