Did you accidentally pick up five little bonsai trees from a neighbor’s back porch thinking they were your own? Oopsy. The neighbor has a message for you:
5 bonsai trees were stolen from my porch on the morning of 4/26/08 japanese black pine, blue atlas cedar, mugo pine, bristlecone pine, procumbens juniper. These trees have little monetary value, but great sentimental value to me as I created them in memory of loved ones. Reward for return.
(Also, this is a good time to introduce the site where this note was posted, the Capitol Hill Community Council community forums — we are replacing our current CHS message board solution later this week with this new community site. More about the new site later this week.)

How sad. :(