The party kids over at cap to the hill stepped over the line today, stumbling off their comfortable bar stools just far enough to make a visit to Broadway’s Museum of Mysteries, and worse, writing about it.

This is against the rules. Quirky neighborhood discoveries are our beat. My only choice is to fight back. Thursday night is cap to the hill’s happy hour at Moe Bar from 5p-8p. I’ll be there at straight up 5 geekin it up and making c to the h sorry they ever walked outside the friendly confines of Pike Pine. Join me. Let’s teach these brats a lesson.

Also, I want to talk with c to the h about their liberal stance on graffiti and tagging — look what it’s done to my child.