Television + large men in helmets + booze + artery coating food. It’s the American way. Capitol Hill jocks it up this Sunday with a few public party invites for those of you who don’t have a friend with a 6-foot wide TV and/or space on the couch. Happy Super Bowl, America. Here are the best Capitol Hill parties we found. Let us know if you have plans to attend something we missed.

• RPlace is promising the “biggest/gayest” Super Bowl/Glee party complete with chili cheese dogs, nachos and wings.
• CHS advertiser Big Mario’s tests your physical limits with “bottomless” cheese pizza and Coors Light for $30.
• Can’t wait for the readers of Seattle Met to wade into the Auto Battery zoo.
• Purr says they’re having a party. Roanoke Tavern says they’ll have some specials. Bill’s off Broadway doesn’t bother but you know the game will be on. Plus SeattleGayScene’s  ideas for the game.
• Madison’s The Bottleneck Lounge will have a deal on “Wisconsin’s own Leinenkugel’s.”
• Twilight Exit has $1 PBR during the game.