
It was a bold prediction. The guys behind the Unicorn’s downstairs little brother the Narwhal had planned to debut the new ring of their psychedelic circus Friday night.
Thanks to a fire inspection, construction work and the good and magical delays that go into the final days before a subterranean bar space opens for business, you’ll have to wait another week to enjoy the second level of the Unicorn, replete with a second bar, eight new taps and a game room that is, as you read this, scheduled to be stuffed with enough pinball machines to keep any Local Lad busy.
You’ll also find the Wheel of Drink, pictured here. To win a spin on this wheel of, um, fortune, you’ll need to play the claw game. Grab the right prize and you can give fate a spin and maybe win yourself a shot of Unicorn Jizz. Google it.
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